Am I upset? No.
Am I angry? No.
Am I so enraged that I could spew rocks the size of Paris’ engagement rings? You’re getting closer.
Let’s stop pretending we have a justice system. It’s now a just-is system; just is whatever someone needs it to be.
An “undisclosed medical condition” required her release at two o’clock in the morning? Oh, wait, I forgot. She’s usually in the throes of partying at that hour. Silly me.
Wait. Don’t stop laughing now. HOUSE ARREST???
Will someone please arrest me and confine me to a mansion in Hollywood where I’m waited on as if I have a brain the size of a green pea. Word on the street is Tiffany’s is on emergency call for a diamond-encrusted, monogrammed, and specially sized ankle bracelet. They couldn’t make a crown for her because there’s not a measuring tape long enough to fit around her head.
Hmm. Let’s see. Which of the following, if you’re P.H., might qualify as a “medical condition”?
1. Your hair extensions are wiggling slightly when you have to make your own bed.
2. Excessive pouting.
3. Having your food served on a divided tray, and the only “presentation” is the hot dog is already in the bun.
4. Posing for hours on end and not being photographed.
5. Paparatzzi withdrawal.
6. Wardrobe malfunctions from having to dress yourself.
7. Designer shoe obsessive disorder aggravated by shoe monotony.
8. Having “lights out” by natural means.
9. Persistent whining.
10. Being alone with yourself and finding out you’re terrible company.
Shame, shame, shame on the person(s) responsible for this travesty.
Land of the free. Home of the lame.
For the record and to address the comment posted:
Hilton’s path to jail began Sept. 7, when she failed a sobriety test after police saw her weaving down a street in her Mercedes-Benz on what she said was a late-night run to a hamburger stand.
She pleaded no contest to reckless driving and was sentenced to 36 months’ probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.
In the months that followed she was stopped twice by officers who discovered her driving on a suspended license. The second stop landed her in Sauer’s courtroom, where he sentenced her to jail. (from MSN News)