If you haven’t heard by now the owners of Custom Cleaners in Washington, Jin Nam Chung and Ki Chung, are being sued by Judge Roy Pearson .
He claims they lost a pair of his pants. A week later the pants were found, so the couple refused to pay the $1,000 he was asking for the price of his suit. That’s when he decided to sue. The Chungs were willing to settle out of court, offering $3,000 then $4,000 then $12,000.
No go. He wants 65 big ones. Millions. He wants $65 million.
Read the story. It’s a case of hyperbolic OCD of proportions so gigantic I’m sure God is feeling the tremors.
The current population of the United States is 301,756,833. I say we all send the judge a penny. He’ll have to have special-ordered pants to accommodate his pompous donkey’s posterior, but with all those pennies, he’ll need some whopping pockets anyway.