TMI 911

Russell Crowe fires scantily clad rugby cheerleaders; Hugh Grant admits to sipping whiskey and popping tranquilizers so he could loosen up to dance in his latest movie; Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband, thirty-one years her junior (umm–she’s 90), thinks he could be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter; a molecular scientist has developed a way to add caffeine equal to two cups of coffee to your doughnuts; a woman tries to kill her ex with wasps; theory that skinny models are making us fat; and, finally, a pit bull ate its owner’s $5,000 wedding ring.

Is there no rest for the weary?

I’m going to reread Neil Postman’s Amusing Ourselves to Death.  Maybe it’s time to “no code” the news.


6 thoughts on “TMI 911

  1. Isn’t Zsa Zsa Gabor 90? She’s also the chick that got drunk and got a ticket from the police then she slapped him right? You know what they say. With old age comes whiskey.

  2. OH! Btw, you can read Technopoly and learn how to kill us from a distance with your computer. Convenient. Two birds with one stone.

  3. well you know i have to admit i freequently pop tranquilizer’s and sip whiskey to loosen up before writing one of mrs. allan’s papers

  4. dangit i realized i accidentally put an apostrophe in tranquilizer i would retype that sentence 15 times but that might take up a lot of space

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