1. Is this going to be on the test? Translation=If it is, I’m listening; if not, I’ll just pretend to listen while I zone out about wanting to marry Johnny Depp and/or what to wear to Prom.
2. Is this long enough? Translation=I’m tired of writing this paper, so is this the minimal effort I can expend for a maximum payoff?
3. Can’t you just tell us the answer? Translation=it’s so much faster when you tell us the answer, then class might end early, then I can have time to continue my wedding details with Johnny Depp and ask Sally what she’s wearing to Prom.
4. Are you taking off for spelling? Translation=I’d rather not have to piddle with using a dictionary.
5. I turned that in. Did you lose it? Translation=It’s buried under piles of crusty sandwiches, crumpled paper, and dirty gym clothes in my backpack. I don’t want to look for it.
6. Why can’t you be like other teachers? Translation=You expect us to think. We like regurgitating information on worksheets.
7. You knew what I meant. Why did you take points off on this answer? Translation=I made every attempt to provide quality vagueness, and I think that alone should be rewarded.
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Natalie Jost // April 11, 2008 at 2:37 pm |
That last one cracks me up. We used to do that all the time! It’s funny though, it didn’t work when I got to AP English. I had a crusty old Ukrainian for a teacher who really should have been a college professor, and I swore he hated me.
He ripped me apart in red pen once for misusing “sated” (instead of satiated). C’mon, to a high schooler… same basic idea, right? Nope, totally different word and I should have known better.
Looking back, I wish all my teachers had been like him.
christa // April 11, 2008 at 3:50 pm |
I taught AP English for 10 years; in fact, I go to Daytona to score AP Language exams (I’m such a nerd).
My students would say I’m the American female version of your teacher!
Samuel Congiundi // April 12, 2008 at 9:00 pm |
Okay, that was definitely hilarious. For some reason, I think about your seventh hour back in L.C. when reading this post.
Camy Tang // April 13, 2008 at 9:40 pm |
This is a scream!!!!!!
Camy
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